My First Sex Call..hahaha..My First Police Report

To Whom It May Concern:

Stop passing my no around, asking humans by the name of Don or Fon to call me, and asked me if I provide free sex.
Mind you, sex is not in my mind right now.

And u called me at 1528hrs.. 13/05/09…
Shud buy toto…

And if my vagina is damn fucking itchy to have sex. I got a long list of guys that I can have sex with. BUT IM NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD TO HAVE SEX OR HANKY PANKY.

AND I DUN PROVIDE FREE SEX, OR ESCORT SERVICES!!!!!

Now this is the reason why im going to get a new hp and new no…
Just let my office, friends, and family have my no..

At first I find it scary. Now im laughing my ass off..
And wonder, with the fucking workload im facing everyday, I guess I got no time to even go to a salon to cut my hair let alone have sex..

But exceptional if that guy is just so hot like fabregas or has tight ass like samir nasri, and maybe look like Edward cullen. I wud say yes.. hahahahaha…
But who on earth wud call me at 3.30pm and asked me if im meeting him tonight, coz i only make plan with my sweet avante(the car) but that also I gotta cancel coz im super busy with work..

Ok la ppl.. I gotta go, my work is juz so crazy…

Im going to file a police report..
Hmmmm cool…